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Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

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That's AWESOME.

Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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At least it's not above your apartment...

WTF? That's awesome!!!

Takainthemachine 0

Just enroll and join the fun!

"I used to study under Bruce Lee." "Really?" "Yeah, he was on the second floor, I was on the first."

Ask for free lessons because it distrupts ur sleep and get headphones

You know what they say, if you can't beat them, join them.;) it'll be useful if you learn some sort of self-defence. So why not? ;)

dude, I do not see the problem here.

You should file a formal complaint with your land lord. Then write another formal letter stating you should receive a reduction in rent because when you signed your lease you didn't sign it understanding that there would be this type of living situation..

Guns > Fists