rattlingfloorboards
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Keep it down
Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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crazy005 7
That's AWESOME.
Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.
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Comments (97)
crazy005 7
That's AWESOME.
Castiell_fml 0
Atleast you know you'd be pretty safe because so many people would know karate in your apartment
bballsoccerrocks 7
How is that not fun?
hannahcorrine 0
Which bruce lee movie?
LunaDragon 10
Now the only thing that's missing is, if Chuck Norris was the sensi, then it'd be perfect.
DynamicDave 11
I think that would be pretty kickass.
airforce987 20
Try and see if you can get free lessons
Souners 3
So when he talks, the words coming out don't match his lip movement.
Sebastian_NG 17
At least the dojo didn't open in the apartment above you, now that must suck
yourlifesfucked 0
Yeah where is the 'Your life is freaking amazing' button?
Kolle 0
Go down there and show them some real NINJA SKILLS! Like a baws!
SillyFart 7
I'd have a brown belt cause I'd be ******** myself over how awesome that is!! *slaps himself for bad shit pun*
death_dolphin24 0
35- ninjas rule you tart
TheGreatAlexande 12
35- Okinawa is an island off the coast of the Japanese mainland and is still considered part of the country Japan.
rohanmo 9
35 - im japanese, onikawa IS part of japan.
mnmolino 14
Onikawa is where Mr.Miagui from the karate kid is from :3 (forgive my horrendous spelling)
ihasbrains 10
Agreed. Okinawa is from Japan. Lots of sugar cane fields there.
RedPillSucks 33
Wasn't Bruce Lee Chinese? So he would be doing something other than Karate? (Questions that I'm too lazy to google)
Leftoverjello 6
Jun Fan (Bruce Lee) was ethnically mixed Chinese and German born in the US and raised in Hong Kong. He practiced Wing Chun as a young man and used it as the foundation for Jeet Kune Do.
OriginalimoaN 15
I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...
OriginalimoaN 15
^^not supposed to be there, but no clue how to delete it. kinda fail at this game...
CalebEatsZombies 2
Like a boss
CommonSenseKarma 17
60 - You're Japanese and you can't spell Okinawa correctly? Shame.
mnmolino 14
126-- Grow some eyes, I'm not Japanese. God, I'm Italian. Learn your ethnicities. Shame.
Incogneterpeter 1
Really ninjas study ninjutsu and are extremely deadly
lighty2000 0
F you
Freeze_fml 17
You can finally jump around the house now.
shireeniee 8
This is one of the FML's where I'd ask. "why is this an FML?"
FreeDrinks 4
I see nothing wrong with this..
Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.
lmfao_shame 9
why is this even an FML?
LezBiHonest 7
How is this an FML? ha that's pretty sweeeet...
saIty 17
HOI! HA! AHH! WAAASAABIII!
sheethapins 13
~Sticks tongue out~ WASSSSAAAAAABIIII?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Snort some wasabi. It's good...
veryhighsleepygu 7
PIE!!!!!!!!!!
crazychick1269 7
everybody was kon fu fightin
OriginalimoaN 15
I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...
ohSNAPyall 27
Whatever, g
turtleomnom 0
at least it's not a birthing center...
leogirl95 12
They call those things hospitals.
iloveboyswittats 10
You should really do your research before commenting. A birthing center is nothing like a hospital
leogirl95 12
Well, I was too lazy, sorry.
babyfireball77 14
Im pretty sure he was referring to a recent FML
Twigz666 18
Apart from the noise, wouldn't that be pretty awesome? You now have your own security system without paying for it. I doubt many people would try breaking into your house.
Gamaryn 0
I was gonna say, OP should take advantage of the free security lol
kourtney23 2
Lol agreed!
valleyshooter 8
Well... enter the dragon.