Keep it down

By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 083
You deserved it 3 331

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That's AWESOME.

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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That's AWESOME.

Atleast you know you'd be pretty safe because so many people would know karate in your apartment

How is that not fun?

Which bruce lee movie?

Now the only thing that's missing is, if Chuck Norris was the sensi, then it'd be perfect.

I think that would be pretty kickass.

Try and see if you can get free lessons

So when he talks, the words coming out don't match his lip movement.

At least the dojo didn't open in the apartment above you, now that must suck

Yeah where is the 'Your life is freaking amazing' button?

Go down there and show them some real NINJA SKILLS! Like a baws!

I'd have a brown belt cause I'd be shitting myself over how awesome that is!! *slaps himself for bad shit pun*

35- ninjas rule you tart

35- Okinawa is an island off the coast of the Japanese mainland and is still considered part of the country Japan.

35 - im japanese, onikawa IS part of japan.

Onikawa is where Mr.Miagui from the karate kid is from :3 (forgive my horrendous spelling)

Agreed. Okinawa is from Japan. Lots of sugar cane fields there.

Wasn't Bruce Lee Chinese? So he would be doing something other than Karate? (Questions that I'm too lazy to google)

Jun Fan (Bruce Lee) was ethnically mixed Chinese and German born in the US and raised in Hong Kong. He practiced Wing Chun as a young man and used it as the foundation for Jeet Kune Do.

I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...

^^not supposed to be there, but no clue how to delete it. kinda fail at this game...

60 - You're Japanese and you can't spell Okinawa correctly? Shame.

126-- Grow some eyes, I'm not Japanese. God, I'm Italian. Learn your ethnicities. Shame.

Really ninjas study ninjutsu and are extremely deadly

You can finally jump around the house now.

This is one of the FML's where I'd ask. "why is this an FML?"

I see nothing wrong with this..

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

why is this even an FML?

How is this an FML? ha that's pretty sweeeet...

HOI! HA! AHH! WAAASAABIII!

~Sticks tongue out~ WASSSSAAAAAABIIII?

Snort some wasabi. It's good...

everybody was kon fu fightin

I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...

at least it's not a birthing center...

They call those things hospitals.

You should really do your research before commenting. A birthing center is nothing like a hospital

Well, I was too lazy, sorry.

Im pretty sure he was referring to a recent FML

Apart from the noise, wouldn't that be pretty awesome? You now have your own security system without paying for it. I doubt many people would try breaking into your house.

I was gonna say, OP should take advantage of the free security lol

Lol agreed!

Well... enter the dragon.