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By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 118
You deserved it 3 334
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crazy005 7

That's AWESOME.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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crazy005 7

That's AWESOME.

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Castiell_fml 0
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Atleast you know you'd be pretty safe because so many people would know karate in your apartment

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bballsoccerrocks 7

How is that not fun?

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hannahcorrine 0

Which bruce lee movie?

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LunaDragon 10

Now the only thing that's missing is, if Chuck Norris was the sensi, then it'd be perfect.

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DynamicDave 11
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I think that would be pretty kickass.

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airforce987 20
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Try and see if you can get free lessons

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Souners 3
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So when he talks, the words coming out don't match his lip movement.

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Sebastian_NG 17
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At least the dojo didn't open in the apartment above you, now that must suck

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yourlifesfucked 0

Yeah where is the 'Your life is freaking amazing' button?

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Kolle 0
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Go down there and show them some real NINJA SKILLS! Like a baws!

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SillyFart 7
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I'd have a brown belt cause I'd be shitting myself over how awesome that is!! *slaps himself for bad shit pun*

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death_dolphin24 0
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35- ninjas rule you tart

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TheGreatAlexande 12
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35- Okinawa is an island off the coast of the Japanese mainland and is still considered part of the country Japan.

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rohanmo 9
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35 - im japanese, onikawa IS part of japan.

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mnmolino 14
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Onikawa is where Mr.Miagui from the karate kid is from :3 (forgive my horrendous spelling)

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ihasbrains 10
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Agreed. Okinawa is from Japan. Lots of sugar cane fields there.

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RedPillSucks 31

Wasn't Bruce Lee Chinese? So he would be doing something other than Karate? (Questions that I'm too lazy to google)

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Leftoverjello 6
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Jun Fan (Bruce Lee) was ethnically mixed Chinese and German born in the US and raised in Hong Kong. He practiced Wing Chun as a young man and used it as the foundation for Jeet Kune Do.

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OriginalimoaN 15
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I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...

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OriginalimoaN 15
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^^not supposed to be there, but no clue how to delete it. kinda fail at this game...

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CommonSenseKarma 17

60 - You're Japanese and you can't spell Okinawa correctly? Shame.

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mnmolino 14
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126-- Grow some eyes, I'm not Japanese. God, I'm Italian. Learn your ethnicities. Shame.

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Incogneterpeter 1
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Really ninjas study ninjutsu and are extremely deadly

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Freeze_fml 16
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You can finally jump around the house now.

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shireeniee 8
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This is one of the FML's where I'd ask. "why is this an FML?"

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FreeDrinks 4

I see nothing wrong with this..

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Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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lmfao_shame 9

why is this even an FML?

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LezBiHonest 7

How is this an FML? ha that's pretty sweeeet...

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saIty 17

HOI! HA! AHH! WAAASAABIII!

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sheethapins 13
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~Sticks tongue out~ WASSSSAAAAAABIIII?

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Snort some wasabi. It's good...

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veryhighsleepygu 7

PIE!!!!!!!!!!

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crazychick1269 7

everybody was kon fu fightin

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OriginalimoaN 15
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I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...

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turtleomnom 0
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at least it's not a birthing center...

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leogirl95 12

They call those things hospitals.

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iloveboyswittats 10

You should really do your research before commenting. A birthing center is nothing like a hospital

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leogirl95 12

Well, I was too lazy, sorry.

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babyfireball77 14
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Im pretty sure he was referring to a recent FML

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Twigz666 18
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Apart from the noise, wouldn't that be pretty awesome? You now have your own security system without paying for it. I doubt many people would try breaking into your house.

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Gamaryn 0
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I was gonna say, OP should take advantage of the free security lol

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kourtney23 2
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Lol agreed!

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valleyshooter 8
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Well... enter the dragon.

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