rattlingfloorboards
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Keep it down
Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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crazy005 7
That's AWESOME.
Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.
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sambo571 4
Uhh.. I call fake
THE_A_TEEN 28
Like we care? Really, Shut the **** up about telling us this. Saying that ruins the fml you ******* shit-******* ****.
DocBastard 40
-Do you live above a dojo? -Do you live below OP? -Are you OP? If you answered "no" to these questions, you have no proof and should therefore **** off.
awksome 0
i can safely say i'm jealous :)
birdfreak 24
Sounds funnnnnnn!!!!! :D
van_helsing 6
Since when living in a Bruce Lee movie isn't awesome?
diva151515 3
Grammar Nazi fail.
OfficeNinja 5
Two words for you. FREE SECURITY. No crackhead will stand a chance trying to steal your TV.
Zeronos 0
The noise is testing your ability to calm the storm in one's mind. Thus far, you rack disciprine. Remember, in one's lifestyle, there is training, OP-san.
Michelle_74617 1
Haha you deserve that!
THE_A_TEEN 28
How? Did he put a "put a karate dojo here" sign on the property? The sensei is looking for revenge against tne op and by doing that he starts a dojo below the op? The op is imagining this while high on LSD? I failed to see how the op deserved this, can you kimdly tell me why?
Zomg_Okay 27
*Slaps* Stop feeding the troll, if you ignore it, it will starve. That... thing wants a reaction.
drawmesunshine 17
"Troll! Troll in the dungeon!! Thought you ought to know..." --Argus Filch
benmec 18
Bro! I know how you feel. They opened a stupid gym for troubled youth ACROSS the hall from me! Every time they have their boxing sessions I feel the vibrations thru the floorboards & I work nights....
Ecstasy_Trip_Ple 1
thats pretty funny. made me laugh ^.^
sheethapins 13
That is kick ass, Op-San.