Rusty
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New City, United States
Keep it down
Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML
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alissa412 33
The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too
hellnosucka 27
he was the heroine your neighborhood.
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alissa412 33
The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too
OysterPearls 33
Drug paraphernalia makes a wonderful housewarming gift.
smellslikecome 12
Or he could start smoking heroin himself and be the mellow one...
Zebediabolical 45
The bonus is if you deal to them you can make them pay your rent. And do your outdoor chores too.
hellnosucka 27
a batch of brownies is always welcome.
Wakachulak 22
Sounds like the new one is a caffeine addict. Those are definitely the worst.
Phazoid 17
I would too, who knows what kind of drugs your new neighbors are on.
rnarshmallow 21
I don't condone heroin use, try marijuana.
MrConcise 35
Holy ****. Always one.
PresAgent 23
As a former drug addict myself, I find it highly amusing when users insult other users. There is no difference, all drugs are mind-altering substances, and all are (mostly) illegal. If you think your drug is fine but others are not, you are a fool.
Delina_Rose 13
Heck yeah as long as it's used responsibly. Also for all of you marijuana bashers. It's safer than alcohol you want to ban marijuana because it alters the mind? Also get rid of nicotine, caffine, and as I mentioned alcohol. If your not willing to do that then shut up your a hypocrite.
rashpimplezitz 9
lol caffeine
Jackimo98 24
#46 Caffeine is an addictive drug and it actually isn't very good for you
rnarshmallow 21
#24 I guess I'm a fool then. I've never seen or met anyone who's person or surrounding persons has been harmed by marijuana use. I say, if you live in Washington (like me) smoke to your hearts content!
tantanpanda 26
Caffeine? yea, may be addictive, but it doesn't have lifelong side effects like, say, tobacco does. Not saying I'm the norm, but I can stop caffeine consumption at any time (out of school, so I don't drink coffee). I'm sure I wouldn't be able to stop after smoking marijuana or heroin. Just because something's addictive doesn't make it bad for you. Sugar is super addictive; try cutting sugar out 100% for two days and tell me how that goes. Before bashing on caffeine, list 3 good reasons why it's bad for you.
thesmeagol 22
What scientific data do you have that finds nicotine to be bad for you in a long term use? Exluding that of cigarette use for obvious reasons.
Sphanz 17
Hopefully your new neighbors will quiet down eventually. Sorry OP
Devtyro 14
Find your old neighbor and move next door! If he's not in rehab or incarcerated of course.
onlychildFTW 34
Well if he's in one of those 5star hotel rehab places why not move in next door anyways? Haha. Some of those places are nice.
Cads1 24
You are in the U.S. Invite them in for a drink, shoot them and claim self Defence. Wait, that is not a good idea, try having them over for a meal and beer.
OysterPearls 33
Sorry OP, trying to find good neighbors is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
KatPlaysMC 14
And then you can cut yourself with the needle if you find it (Depressing comment)
satt8404 11
I'm sure OP could ask the previous neighbor to help look for that needle...
MasterTron 24
Why don't you just use a magnet to find the needle?
rachelthelime_fml 29
#35 Dear god I hope you're joking
SassyCassy19 12
Sad, but true. good neighbors are very few nowadays :(
whitnayfortooh 29
I knew what you mean...I miss my crack ***** neighbor:(
RedPillSucks 33
yeah, those dollar blow jobs were great
CA4495 17
Wouldn't it be great if we could choose our neighbors? In a perfect world...
hellnosucka 27
he was the heroine your neighborhood.
lexiieeex3 32
I get the reference but that term is only used for women.
teazyfisher 15
#54 buzz killer