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Rusty This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff New City, United States

Keep it down

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too

he was the heroine your neighborhood.

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Be your own melow neighbourgh, get hooked aswell ;)

FrostyNipz19 12

cocaine is a hell of a drug

read the fml again.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

It's a Chapelle show reference dummy, catch up.

Drug addicts get a bad rap..it's the sober ones you gotta watch out for

It must be a meth addict

Get them hooked on pot... they'll mellow out.

larrena2377 26

Can't get "hooked" on pot

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Not physically, no. But you can form a habitual/mental addiction to pot.

Your better off with your new noisy neighbors. Heroin addicts will stop at nothing to get their next fix, like ripping off their neighbors. Trust me, I know. It happened to me.

"High, how are you?"

RedPillSucks 33

no, its "How high are you?"

Sometimes you think they should do crystal meth and then you think Better not. ?

Drug abuse/addiction isnt funny. You should be happy hes getting the help he needs.