Rusty
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New City, United States
Keep it down
Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML
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alissa412 33
The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too
hellnosucka 27
he was the heroine your neighborhood.
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Markovski 18
You should sit outside in the evening and sing sad songs about your old neighbour leaving
bad_boyfriend 10
I used to live next to this old drunk. Best neighbor I ever had. Most nights he passed out by 9pm.
worldclassrager 41
If they are on LSD or something they might be open to heroine... My guy is saying I'll be buried for this one...
Cringey 18
The only solution is a WEED GAS BOMB
mosquito19 14
your new neighbors might be Meth addict.
Jefffz 13
Ah heroin, mellow till death…literally
abylaunch 10
I know exactly how you feel. I used to hate my crack head neighbor until she moved out and my drunk neighbors moved in. At least crack heads are paranoid and keep to themselves.
Kacey042 18
im new to this app, what does OP stand for?
mr_dour 16
Orangutan Pimp, duh!
tiredofwaiting 25
They will settle down soon.