Jumpy

By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 694
You deserved it 71 091

Same thing different taste

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Gunshots =/= popcorn Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like

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No i personally dont have the money to spare right now number 18 but if you think about it is the people living in the ghetto that make life there so misrible. if people would stop beind dicks to eachother even the slums could be a nice place to live. and about the popcorn, your the type of person who could use some meds, realy calm down.

not everyone has heard a gun fire. i mean, i wouldnt mistaken popcorn popping for a gunshot, but a car backfiring and stuff, ive freaked out until ive realised what it was...

undead_ 0

This is funny but when did fml turn into a site for embarrassing moments?

You cried? Damn ur a scaredy cat. Why would u do that? I sometimes hear real gun shouts and I don't hit the floor.

badluckalex 23

if I heard gunshots the first thing I would do is drop to the floor...

Cormophyte 0

1. Popcorn, crying, really? Grips, they're good to have. 2. "My mom made me clean" immediately conjured images in my mind of both bathtime and homemade fundamental religious conversion (preferably by being doused by water)

ozymandias_fml 0

#17, If your first reaction to hearing a popping noise is to think 'gunshots' you are in the ghetto. I hear guns on a regular basis, but if I were to hear gunfire outside my house, I would assume a car back fired, or some kid is doing fireworks, at least at first. The odds of it being a gun in my neighborhood are so low, that it would be better odds to bet it was a loud fart. Then again, I don't live in the ghetto.

Wow... some people just need more excitement in their lives.