Jumpy

By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 694
You deserved it 71 091

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Gunshots =/= popcorn Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like

Comments

hollister7304 0

You must have PTSD or something.

RNCftw 0

uh, you've either never heard gunshots or never made popcorn. neither seem very likely.

fail_truck 0

You get no sympathy, in fact, no one can really comprehend how pathetic you are to equate popcorn to bullets, AND THEN immediately go to screaming/sobbing mode. You fail at life, please never post anything on the internet again, and take some chill pills. Or the whole bottle.

lady4 0

GUNSHOTS SOUND NOTHING LIKE POPCORN... SO THEREFORE I SAY THIS IS FAKE. PLUS IF SHE LIVED IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD, THEN SHE SHOULD BE USED TO IT AND KNOW THE DIFFERENCE... AND I DOUBT SHE HAS PTSD...

suicidekings 0

...wow. that's a little harsh, #80. maybe there's a bit of dramatization in this for comedic effect... and we don't know this person's history. for all we know, when she (assuming s/he's a chick here) was little she saw her father or brother or someone get shot, and now loud noises affect her dramatically... it's people like you, the judgmental type, that make the world such a hate-filled and sordid place. I'd tell you to go take the whole bottle of chill pills instead, but I'm not a horrible person (:

AntiChrist7 0

you watch too much movies. YDI

lady4 0

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GUNSHOT AND POPCORN??? I'M POSTIVE SHE DOESN'T LIVE IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD OTHERWISE SHE WOULD DISTINGUISH BOTH SOUNDS AND NOT BE ALL PARANOID... SHE'S DOING TOO MUCH.. PLUS I DOUBT SHE HAS PTSD...

Ell363 0

Clearly, you must live in Compton if you're that resilient to violence.