Jumpy

By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 694
You deserved it 71 091

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Gunshots =/= popcorn Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like

Comments

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. What a fag.

I'm a bit torn on this one. Not over FYL/YDI, as it's definitely YDI, but on whether this person lives in the ghetto or not. On one hand, the only reason I can see for being so paranoid is if you live in an area with a lot of crime, but on the other hand, if you live in an area like that, I would think you would know the difference between popcorn and a gun. Either way you're still a moron.

I totally agree with 30 & 32 :'D! Damn never tought popcorn could be 'scary'..

ozymandias_fml 0

#32, Think about it -- their first assumption was gunfire. It has to be a pretty damn shitty neighborhood for that to be the case.

If your first assumption is gunfire, and you live in the ghetto, you should be used to hearing it. When I lived in the unsavory part of town it was "oh gun shots again" (except for the time the crack house two blocks down got raided and there was a lot of automatic gunfire heading in our direction). Otherwise you just have a very overactive imagination.

lexxi_fml 0

hahaha, this is sooo funny!!! and I totally understand how this would happen. God, this made me laugh out loud!!! But I don't see how it's a FML.... it's more like an embarrassing moment...? but it's STILL funny as SHIT!

either you have really sensitive hearing, or you've never heard a gun fired/popcorn being popped. Either way, i think this shows signs of deep emotional distress and grounds for months if not years of expensive therapy.

fatfaceunited 0

Grow pair you ******* pussy!!!

What the hell kind of popcorn was she making that sounded like gunshots?!