Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML
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Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, my daughter got home at midnight, two hours past curfew. My husband got all mad and accused her of dressing like a cheap whore. So firstly, he went way too far with the name calling and I’ll yell at him later, but also the dress she was wearing was mine, so I guess I’m a cheap whore too. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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kbtoys 2
Way to keep it classy. At least you didn't pass elderly church-goers on a Sunday morning walk of shame.
npk88 0
hahahahhahaah I agree with 44. You are kind of a ho. It only made you mad because you knew it was true1
Fox01v 0
big deal so you did a walk of shame and many people do it. the holloween walk is the best
jarofarts 0
this is hilarious and by far my favorite.
OMGyoupeople 0
i would have told the mom at story that would make her feel bad- like you had to leave to take care of a friend or something. or turned to the daughter and said that her mommy makes bad assumptions and should mind her own business.
Sammara 0
I hate it when people make assumptions. Even though you were technically doing a so-called walk of shame (which is none of her damn business, nor is it her place to tell her daughter you're a bad person), you could have been dressed up because you spent the evening in the hospital with a friend who had gotten injured the night before and you hadn't been home yet! (Which is exactly what I would have told her I had done, just to make her feel bad...heh heh heh.)
berlin_hennessy 0
What a bitch! I agree with #88 - I stay at my friends' houses all the time (and they stay at mine) so we don't have to go home alone late... I don't usually bring a change of clothes with me when I go out! Even if you are coming home from a guy's apartment, what if it's your boyfriend? There are just so many explanations that wouldn't require a snarky judgey answer...
SimpleIdiot 0
lolz true true
soundsfishytome 0
The only reason it's a YDI (in my opinion), is because you (I'm assuming) slept with someone who didn't have the decency to take/drive/walk you home.
wrestler17 0
What a rude **** bitch.... Some people just shouldn't have children