Cats and Love: Jealousy

Jealousy

By JLD - 11/10/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I came home from a four-day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she's been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 5 150

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

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You deserved it 4 195

By nosleeptilpissoff - 18/03/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

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You deserved it 6 381

I HATE YOU HOOMAN

By What? - 21/09/2022 11:00

Today, and for the past few months, my cat has taken to yelling at me whenever I walk into the room he's in. I have no idea what he's so bent out of shape about, and I couldn't even make a reasonable guess as to why. FML

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You deserved it 220

Telepathy?

By So tired - 24/05/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML

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You deserved it 370

By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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You deserved it 314

HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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You deserved it 118

Getting no pussy love

By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 05:02

Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML

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You deserved it 403

By aherdofpigs - 02/09/2013 19:22 - United States

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML

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You deserved it 21 069

Is gift

By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

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You deserved it 2 436

Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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You deserved it 253

H8rSk8r 0

Monday 11 October 2010 12:05

That's a pretty sour pussy if you ask me!

FFML_314 11

Monday 11 October 2010 12:09

That's because your husband bad talks you to the cat while you're gone. They're plotting. Be careful. WEAR SOCKS!

Comments

Peacemaker9 7

Monday 11 October 2010 12:45

lol husband found a new bitch!!!! btw I'm not saying op is one either!!!

redrovaa 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:27

Wow, yes we get it!!!

pwincessa23 1

Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:32

actually, he found a new pussy. a bitch is a dog...

bethan1 4

Monday 11 October 2010 12:48

Well clearly while your pussy was gone your husbans paid more attention to that pussy and now that your pussy is back the other pussy is upset because

bethan1 4

Monday 11 October 2010 12:50

Now your pussy will get all the attention that the other pussy would have got. (Accidently posted that last one before I was done with it)

zuuzuu_fml 0

Monday 11 October 2010 16:06

haha LOVE IT!

hpfan777 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:08

it is hilarious

FMLsohardithurts 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:16

cats are like *****....... have one over for a night, they will try to **** your husband soon after.

Pastor_Rich 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:05

is that a Halloween mask?... it's scary

firefighterazz 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:29

that doesn't even make sense u tool

persianlovaaa691 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 14:28

omgsh yure dp scared me!

shea627 20

Monday 11 October 2010 13:21

maybe its one of those things where your cat senses your husband is sick and is protecting him. it's not uncommon.

VertigoSD 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:24

I think your cat has stolen your husband lmfao.

chelsey76 6

Monday 11 October 2010 13:31

Hahaha this IS hilarious!! sorry op xD btw...after the first or second pussy pun, it gets kind of old...you people think you're sooo witty..

Jessi2487 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:42

ur cat stole ur husband lol

SummerRuby 1

Monday 11 October 2010 13:49

Make sure that little f*cker is declawed and then toss it across the room every time it thinks about even considering hissing at you. I f*cking hate cats.