Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML
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Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML
Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML
Today, I realized my reflection in the subway window wasn’t just my reflection - it was an actual person sitting outside the train, making the same face as me. We both jumped when we locked eyes. FML
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Benatron 0
You should've grabbed her hands and say stuff like, "Yes, I am here, and I'll never disppear again!"
Icalasari 0
Imagine what it must be like for her: "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" "I'm not Willy" "Oh..." *Crushed. Her memory falters* "Will! It's you!"... I mean, come on, she would be repeatedly crushed by that D:
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Comments (32)
happygoluckyhh 0
Yes #3...he said she was an old lady. Omg. I would be cracking up. I know if sounds harsh but you should have played along! LOL...aww I'm thinking about that! LOL.
godhelpme92 0
Old people do wierd stuff
lenor_fml 7
Makes you wonder if she's just doing it to screw with him.
popoman 0
Did she win a golden ticket?
xSusannah 0
that made me lol
AA357 0
Watchu talkin' bout Willy?
Justforlolz 14
Lol Willy. did she get a factory from him?
Rainyy 0
It's Willis, not Willy.
randomviolet 0
what u talken a bout willy is funny
starberries 0
You couldn't move seats?
020266t 5
it's Willis or willy actually