Is Leatherface next?

By ThosePoorKids - 30/05/2018 01:30

Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
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Same thing different taste

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They picked Chucky over Michael? What the hell? Or have they saved that for kid no. 5? And what about Pinhead?

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julfunky 29

“See the pattern?” That your brother and his wife are awesome? I totally see it.

Lobby_Bee 17

Yeah, I see the pattern. They do not like to use condoms.

I know, it's a bit creepy, but at least your brother and sister-in-law share a fondness for horror movies and a warped sense of humor in naming their kids after horror movie villains.

I’m due with my first baby (girl) in a month. My grandma suggested Annabelle (her grandma’s name), I had to politely decline and explain why. No matter how nice of name it may have been at one time, that damn movie forever ruined it for me.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

look up horror day care. then buy kosher salt , go get holy water and paint pentagrams on EVERY surface of your house. Seriously ridioulous those kids are going to kill them or simply hate them