Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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kbaker90 0
Two things: 1. Poor girl. No wonder she's self-conscious. 2. OP, your man card, please. *holds out hand*
lazerdude07 0
what a jerk, if you gave her some compliments she might have higher confidence
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Ilovevortexklown 5
I read one yesterday about a girl who was told by her boyfriend that her bra and panties didn't match...
MommaSchmidt 14
if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all! but in all honesty, if she was so self conscience I think she would have thought to match it up. I know I always do or I freak out (at least the first few times)
Elfkid21 19
you're an ass hole. she tried to do something Sexy for you and you don't even say anything appreciative. I hope you don't get laid for a month.
XxQuartersxX 14
Could you not think of anything else to say cause she was that sexy, or that fugly with her clothes off?
thale13 1
You could've just said "wow".
adam_tajyar 10
Good job dipshit. I wouldn't blame her for not ever wanting to show you her lingerie again. She was already uncomfortable doing that, and u made it worst
angelbabii 4
lol really that's the first thing you think to say
Maclaine21 15
You don't deserve her
JohnForge 13
Now hold up people, saying that it was rude of him to say that is a bit wrong. Moments like that can make people incredibly nervous, perhaps he was, and he simply spoke without thinking.
sharond23 10
wow. huge fail!