Interrogation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML
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Top comments

sourgirl101 28

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

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PeteyPablo12308 20

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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melibear89 7

my bf woulda said "just below the hair" then showed him the hickey he left on my neck.

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violetsweety 26

At first i didnt get that, so I read it over. Then i thought was that supposed to be hello? Then i said it out loud and now i get it. :|

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Doortje 29

Seriously? It took you that long? Are you sure you get it now?

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random_retro123 0

dang that's just crazy idk what I would do if I was in that position lol

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Tell him, "only kissed above the neck, but my dick has been where the sun doesn't shine." ;)

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jwebster 8

that is ******* awesome. I am so asking my daughters first boyfriend that

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momo1972 3

tell him your daughters lips are soft and moist.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Are you 12? That's the only scenario that could make this an FML IMO.

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Ninjafriends 1

Your dad is trying to make sure he's ahead of the competition. Gross!

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dt520 4

"low enough to kiss both pairs of lips sir!"

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