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Interrogation

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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sourgirl101 29

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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shelbylove 0

hilarious. i would high five my dad if he asked that. felatio FTW!

I did ur mom

haha

avatar0810 15

lol

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

total win! lol

Millman_fml 9

Wow. That's so akwaaarrrddd...Your poor, poor bf

Is your dad a Marine?

BeautifulChaos27 37

And that's when you say her feet. Not inappropriate, and not lying either as that's as low as it gets. ;)

Well that's a clever way to put it Dad.

Don't freak out and break up, that would destroy your boyfriend's heart knowing that it was out of his control