Sex, Weird, Awkward, Parents and Intimacy: Interrogation

OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (or in this case saying something) that you don't want it to do or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL.

cusof 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 22:04

sad account name ... saaaad

Donkeydick360 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:32

lmao nailed it on the head #60

15thPrestige 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:40

This is a account like for example: Superman , and it would have a picture of superman. I changed my picture because I felt like it...

therealsuperman 0

Friday 14 January 2011 11:55

WTF asshole. Justin Beiber, I will destroy your planet

UnanomousGurl 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:14

LMFAOOOO XD

lil_lala209 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:17

haha your dad rocks! I would have busted up laughing if I were you. your poor boyfriend he must have been scared to death at that moment.

punkindrublic91 3

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:33

that was terrible family guy your usually funny

ItsmeRJ_ 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 14:58

win

mightymart 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:33

i bet your dad is just so proud of this one and was just waiting for the right Time to say it

IneffableLullaby 13

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:12

Your dad has a sense of humor, OP! Just laugh this situation off. :D

CiaraLovesYouu 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:29

Jusssttt below her hair(;

macskapingvin 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:30

I think the subtle undertext was that your boyfriend was meant to get on the ground and kiss your dad's feet.

MacdaddyMaddy 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:17

that's perverted. point blank.

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