Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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reqret17 13

yeah i think its sweet that your his first time def not an fml

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amberdea404 28

Sounded like you were too immature to haves sex.

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aZzwipe 18

YDI for being a whiney ass, if he's a virgin instead of making fun of him you should've helped him and showed him what to do, not every virgin knows how sex works

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wutsupppeople 10

Gee, I don't know?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

me: wanna make out? girl: k. ... girl: so...? me: dunno, never been this far...

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OnReceivingEnd 17

"If you have to ask, you should've Googled it first."

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