Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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shift_love 13
you should have said that you were crying because he was ugly
jamsie_fml 17
bet that's why you're crying now.
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Comments (197)
Doortje 30
No more than 6... inches?
lickerassholes 0
that's what she said
Monikabug 9
Doodles' mind is in the gutter. Teehee!
DocBastard 40
Six inches TALL, Monika. She meant 6 inches tall. Whose mind is in the gutter?
Monikabug 9
She's Dutch, she doesn't think in inches. Also, I have never denied my mind being in the gutter. Besides, I moved in with Boners, so now I literally LIVE in the gutter.
Doortje 30
My mind is always in the gutter ^^ I like it there. A dirty mind is a joy forever
Monikabug 9
Doc must be the only non-dirty-minded one.
Monikabug 9
Does it have to be Crisco? Can't we just use some cheap ass butter? Oh what am I saying! -- Anything for you, my love. :)
DocBastard 40
Monika, my mind is pristine, much like Doortje's vag...um, bathroom floor.
Monikabug 9
No, Anteezy and her did it Shaggy-style and were bangin' on the the bathroom floor.
Ali_Br_fml 33
How could he forget that he had given her an extra key... All the time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off him... Lolz. Dirty mind? Clean it up with orbits. For a good clean feeling, no matter what...
mintcar 10
I'm sure you're not ugly OP. Kids say mean things all the time.
boo_bee_fur_me 2
like you look like a cheap prostitute? cause that's true
mintcar 10
-Sigh- Okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
I thought of the "okay" face when I saw this. If she looks like a prostitute then so do I. She's not doing anything sexual or inappropriate in her pic to make you think that. As for mintcars op post: Agreed. my little cousin says I'm ugly all the time because he knows it upsets me.
mintcar 10
Thanks 81. BTW, I like your piercings. Had to get rid of all of mine, with the exception of the eyebrow. Getting my septum pierced soon though. It suites you quite well.
RainbowHeadache 2
Thank you very much. I've got my ears stretched to inches as well as my other piercings. It's going to sting like a bee I'll tell you that.
CitrusGirl 0
Can I just say that if mintcar was a prostitute she'd cost a boatload of money? Attractive intelligent prostitutes are considerably more expensive.
luke1998 0
sais the douche with the girl giving a guy head
Yulia_fml 0
mintcar, it's only the color of your eyeshadow and lipstick that gives that impression. Without the Barbie-pink, you'd look nothing like a prostitute and just plain beautiful :)
mintcar 10
The lipstick is not that color. It's the green hue of the picture that gives off that barbie pink shade. The lipstick is actually a very dark pink. But thanks everyone.
ceddyz17 10
ouch =
mrahhhhh 21
That kid reminds me of Shin Chan. Shin Chan is badass. Plus 4 internets if you knew who I was talking about without having to look it up.
lol_ironic_life 9
lol he likes to say hi to mr elephant!
unknown33429 0
21-- I just read your profile and you sound really bitter. Lighten up dude; it's just a website.
mrahhhhh 21
I would call it being a realist. If seeing everything on here through a neutral observer's point of view makes me bitter, I guess that's just an unfortunate side effect. If you think I'm bitter, than ok. I won't argue with you. That's your interpretation.
Desurain23 0
go back to your bridge, troll.
chicklets97 3
mo fucka bieetchs take yo **** and stretch tho ass hoe until it ripps open in full ****** pleasure yo.
mintcar 10
WTF?
cptmorgan15 2
haha what just happened?
yourbudtravis 0
what the hell did you just say? More importantly what the hell is wrong with you? O.o
DocBastard 40
You should have told him, "Yes, I'm actually an ogre. Ogres eat children. I'm VERY hungry."
BellaGoBoom 6
I dunno. I know lots of women who look beautiful when they cry. It's weird. Maybe a vulnerability thing.
sweet_candy_ 17
Usually when people cry they make a weird face so don't pay attention to what that little kid says.
lilxsexii 4
Awe, I'm sorry OP. But kids say the darnest things.
doo1788 0
your hot!!