Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
That's love.
paperfox_fml 0
Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?
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Comments (214)
MrJentipede 2
He might have been holding it a long time, I would do the same.
VenomSiphon 13
I agree with everyone else. Would you rather have him kiss you passionately and crap his pants? I'm sure it would be from the intense love and emotion he was feeling.
Mnemic 6
Shit happens! ;)
grimeysly 0
haha damn right. lol literally
Chewbob 0
WIN
zach5 0
This isn't an FML. If he really had to go, u can't just be mad at him cause of it.
TheRealCBrady 0
I fly all the time for my job. It happens to me all the time. Especially if I eat Mexican before I get on the plane.
rafaelaugusto94 0
lol i bet that after he took a shit he kissed u xD
ImAKlutz15 0
Haha I hope he didn't really say BRB, but would you rather him spinning you around in his arms while he needs to go to the bathroom? I would let him go and then I hope he kissed you after.
Qup 0
the FML is that she was living in the movie/commercial fantasy of how people act. start living in the real world and you'll have fewer dissappiontments.
voveraite 7
Is it just me, or the problem was NOT that he first ran to meet his needs. The problem is the way he phrased it. How about "Sorry dear, I have to use the restroom first"? Where did all the class die? :(
Subtext 10
If fire is about to commence, I wouldn't take time to inform someone nice and politely that I'm about to crap....
Equinox987 0
That's what my wife and I are like. Just shows that your boyfriend is comfortable and open with you.
AfricanChick 0
I agree. I'd rather be with someone that I'm comfortable enough around that I could say those things. And 2 months is nothing.