Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
That's love.
paperfox_fml 0
Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?
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Comments (214)
dyld921 2
Today, I realized my life is not like the movies. FML
kira822_fml 0
You wanted romance, He was in the mood for a comody
Dramaramagrl 0
do u live in the movies? YDI for expecting him to act like the people fr the movies. but still haha
Life__suxx 0
few things actually make me spew energy drink all over my computer. this was one of them.
darkjediben 0
So he had to go to the bathroom. Get the **** over it.
nattylight 0
YDI. you need to get over yourself. haven't you realized that nothing in this life is perfect.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Hahahahahahahahahaha
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
A mans gotta do what a mans gotts
Alexgoesfml 3
Nature calls. Although one of the few FMLs that has actually made me laugh. Good job.
ZuraLasgeon 0
Honestly, if that were my boyfriend, I would just laugh. I mean, I don't blame him for not pooping while on the plane. Those bathrooms are so small and cramped... and then you have this tiny airplane with no where for the stink to go. I'd hold it in too. He must've been VERY uncomfortable for probably the majority of his flight. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I'm sure he gave you lots of love after he was done. Lets hope he washed his hands first.
sarah2144 14
That's exactly what I was thinking! I think it's funny, and when you have to go, you have to go. At least he didn't get all romantic and then shit his pants.