Identity crisis

By nato - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML
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JustKittyKat 24

My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."

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blackpuddle 30

16, I work at a sbux, we listen but it's loud behind the counter and easy to mishear. The name policy honestly causes more problems then good in most cases.

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perdix 29

Send the hot secretary, Debra, photos of your junk from "Dave." If she likes it, you can have sex "like a BAWS," but if she doesn't, they'll look to fire "Dave" while innocent little Nathan just keeps plugging away.

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gc327072 30

'cause you know everyone wants Nathan's hot dog.

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perdix 29

#38, ugh, now I see Kobyashi and Joey Chestnut going at it head-to-head and I want to throw up.

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mario2012 18

*in Hal's voice* I'm sorry that's happening to you Dave.

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buckdharma 36

Looks like Dave will be getting a lot of back pay.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Just correct him, op. Maybe your boss just isn't good with names.

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firefly319 7

Thank you for your well thought contribution to the discussion.

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taranpreet 7

I used to work at Starbucks..always asked to spell their name..one customer said Timothy and a coworker nonchalantly wrote Jimbo

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tdharris9 1

The solution is simple. Slay your boss to establish your dominance as Nathan at work.

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qirde_15 5

then you're a good ninja

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