Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML
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Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25
It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.
soulebelius 17
So it was scream metal, then?
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Comments (116)
Sugarita 7
Hot hot! now i miss my boyfriend..
aalijahraj 10
He just changed the side of cassette
pussystank 18
At least your lucky to hear somebody playing Metal rather than Pop or Rap which are typical though.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Fyl...that kind of music is terrible!
PerditaDessa 38
F 90's life, for not recognizing good music.
3rdbass 9
Swing and a miss.
RaulGarcia30 10
You should've started moaning and started a competition on who can be louder
lolnothanks 18
You should have fapped and been just as loud back
olfool 3
You know, I will never understand that about women: "Sorry honey, not tonight" minutes later: "ooooooooh!" Don't get me wrong, orgasming is great and all, but moaning, I think, is just unnecessary.
nicievans 9
For future reference: Always keep some cheap cds or mix tapes of music that you *can* sleep to. Then, when the neighbors are playing loud music, you can ask them to play your disc / tape through, then go back to their own music. (Make sure it is long enough that you can fall fully asleep to it!) Next time they have really loud music playing, just ask them to play your music again.
gilez15 0
I sincerely hope OP is who I think it is - my roommate and not "the guy in the dorm next to [OP]." if it is, you get exactly what you deserve, fuckass. You ask me to play music, and I do. Then you whine and say it's too loud. Sorry that I actually have a sex life, asshat.