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tammy999 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

i'm doing FINE

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML

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this FML makes me hungry.

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OH MY GOD! I would never be able to finish eating all that! No wonder he's your ex.

wtf you fat ass.

today, I was eating. then I saw my ex and his new girl. FML u were eating. why is that wrong????

because she looked like a complete fat azz eating all that stuff

you call that a meal, your ment to have 2 big macs, 3 large fries, a cheeseburger happymeal "for your kids" 9 chicken mcnuggets and then head down to KFC and get some potato and gravy

daaaaaamn girl

smartalek 2

oh shut up guys. ^_^ she's obviously a fatty. who cares? you don't even KNOW the OP. its just a random stranger. you all play the, "you're so ruude!" card, but if someone was lying in the middle of the sidewalk, with the appearance of death, you'd walk on by. but maybe steal their wallet first.

lauraburton95 0

shoulda taken the drive thru :(

Why? It's true. The happy meal is only meal that's properly proportioned for an adult...eating what she said she got she's probably 230+

how do you know she's fat? i usually eat that amount of food in one sitting if not more. and i weigh 120. 5'7". she could have high metabolism.

:(