tammy999
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
i'm doing FINE
Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML
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maskedman 9
this FML makes me hungry.
Beedlee 0
OM NOM NOM
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kieron2013 19
Why is it that so many girls think that most guys won't like them if they eat lots of food? Most guys I know prefer girls who actually have an appetite. And besides, your ex is the loser who decided to take his new gf on a date to mcdonalds. Who the hell thinks that is a good date idea? If you're going on a date you go to a nice restaurant or cook a nice meal at home or do a nice activity somewhere. Don't go on a date to mcdonalds.
JigglesGirl 19
Don't give a shit about what they think. Instead, eat that lunch knowing you don't have to share it with anyone.
shroomydroomy 2
Maybe that's why your single? make better life choices?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
1known 34
Well you ordered what a normal person eats (though I prefer two burgers and one fries instead of one burger and two fries), so I hope you had a good book to read for make it the perfect lunch.