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tammy999 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

i'm doing FINE

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML

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this FML makes me hungry.

OM NOM NOM

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uhohuscrewedup 0

that's a huge lunch!!!!

I was embarrased when I told my new gf that we dated after I saw that..

if you knew you were gonna eat that much..you should have taken it home they do have a drive thru.

Gee, that's a lot of food. Slow down a bit yo

ansrab4ever 0

you fatass go to the YMCA and get some trainer to beat the shit out of u

aww buck up there sport.

no wonder he's an EX.. lol

its ok the overconsumption of fattening foods is a common dilemma of people of the developed world

Maybe she has a high metabolsim you ass wipes.

Bro, I'm fat and even I wouldn't eat any where near that much.