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tammy999 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

i'm doing FINE

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML

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this FML makes me hungry.

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obviously you were not alone. you had your chickens. :D

wow u should have definitely made that L-A-R-G-E order to-go and now his new girlfriend gets to see how depressed u are and he gets to laugh at how happy he is that he left u lol

teenager34 0

depressed much? also I feel bad for u. find someone else, that's better than the last.

That's absurd. Are you saying that some skinny people don't eat like that? Don't make assumptions, I'm sure If you were overweight you wouldn't want people calling you fat. Some people can eat whatever they want... doesn't mean they're super overweight. Unhealthy? Yes. Fat? No.

big macs are my favourite :)

what kind of dick admits to being a dick? lame!

glambert1998 0

ok?

So what you're saying is that your ex-boyfriend caught you attempting suicide. YDI

ydi cuz u ordered in the first place. fatty!

JewishIndian 0

Your life SUCKS!!!!!