I'm Anna

By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - 14/08/2013 16:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML
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mattjamt 16

Most of the major musicians have multiple trumpets to choose from, if you know what I'm saying.

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perdix 29

I don't know what you are saying. Are you saying that major musicians have multiple penises? Or, they have multiple people to give ******** to? I doubt you have to be a major musician to find people to accept your ********.

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Noremac42 8

Using the right fingering while blowing just right will produce a sweet sweet sound.

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ILoveMyArm 15

That is actually really funny, don't be so uptight OP.

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Zebediabolical 39

If it's shaped like a trumpet he's got bigger issues than OP not blowing it anymore!

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singer0421 32

I'm sure he could if he just.. Bent a little more. Probably wouldn't be nearly as comfortable.

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perdix 29

You need to find Anna and slap her!

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graceinsheepwear 33

Sounds like OP gets to eat dinner while Anna gets to eat dick. Which is the better deal is just...wait for it... a matter of taste.

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ILoveMyArm 15

Those things are pretty hard to blow, do you ever run out of breath?

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queerdragon 20

I am not sure how this could be seen as a bad thing, unless you got in trouble for doing sexual things. Sounds like your boyfriend is pretty witty. You should lighten up and make some jokes as well.

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imnotmadbro 7

personaly If I was her I would just say i'll just take a banana and go now since I don't need you for that

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