I am the passenger

By jreed509 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
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LolMoqz 10

no.. it stings. lame joke! thumb me down for it.

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toastyjustice 5

id like to be the first to point out that wasps don't bite

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darkness4dummies 0

9 people think OP deserved this, may i ask how?

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daBeast155 0

maybe they're so sweet they attracted the wasp or they tried swatting it earlier and it got revenge

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tencalories 3

25 because for some reason it's so hilarious to be a douchebag all the time nowadays

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kewlkate 9

Now it's up to 80. People are just stupid and think that it's the OP's fault for riding the roller-coaster or getting in the wasps way

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IndigoFuckYou 9

because they OP said a wasp bit him. they sting, people. they sting.

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limblessorphan 4

maybe they had to dodge an attacking icecream and accidentally hit "you totally deserve it" in their attempt to avoid icecream-agony.

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JennaMarie420 2

um pretty sure wasps don't bite and only have one stinger

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Keyman1212 14

Wasps stingers aren't barbed so they can sting you multiple times. You are correct though, they only have one stinger (;

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JennaMarie420 2

haha okay. I wasn't exactly sure. but they definitely don't bite

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tymarie2012 31

yeah they do... they just don't do it often enough to people.

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Froggirl14 0

only sting no bite

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salvorican 24

Now i'm scared that will happen to me one day :(

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starile 19

No sense in living your life in fear, buddy.

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JennaMarie420 2

that could happen to you anywhere, so no need to be paranoid about it

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hasucksforyou 3

wasps don't bite.

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shalia_fml 1

sounds horribly painful. Way to ruin the fun! fyl indeed op

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Southpaw7391 3

bee's sting and die. Wasp can sting you over and over. but they don't bite, we got what ya meant ...... OUCH

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tymarie2012 31

they bite. it's just not the most common defense for them.

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