Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
I thought wasps stung not bit
tencalories 3
your not the first
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Feklfekl2222 32
I thought wasps stung not bit
Feklfekl2222 32
I thought wasps stung not bit
lifeisaterriblem 6
Ouch. that's sucks op.
LolMoqz 10
no.. it stings. lame joke! thumb me down for it.
toastyjustice 5
id like to be the first to point out that wasps don't bite
darkness4dummies 0
9 people think OP deserved this, may i ask how?
daBeast155 0
maybe they're so sweet they attracted the wasp or they tried swatting it earlier and it got revenge
tencalories 3
25 because for some reason it's so hilarious to be a douchebag all the time nowadays
starile 20
OP got in the wasp's way.
kewlkate 9
Now it's up to 80. People are just stupid and think that it's the OP's fault for riding the roller-coaster or getting in the wasps way
IndigoFuckYou 9
because they OP said a wasp bit him. they sting, people. they sting.
limblessorphan 4
maybe they had to dodge an attacking icecream and accidentally hit "you totally deserve it" in their attempt to avoid icecream-agony.
JennaMarie420 2
um pretty sure wasps don't bite and only have one stinger
Keyman1212 14
Wasps stingers aren't barbed so they can sting you multiple times. You are correct though, they only have one stinger (;
JennaMarie420 2
haha okay. I wasn't exactly sure. but they definitely don't bite
tymarie2012 31
yeah they do... they just don't do it often enough to people.
Froggirl14 0
only sting no bite
salvorican 24
Now i'm scared that will happen to me one day :(
starile 20
No sense in living your life in fear, buddy.
JennaMarie420 2
that could happen to you anywhere, so no need to be paranoid about it
hasucksforyou 3
wasps don't bite.
shalia_fml 1
sounds horribly painful. Way to ruin the fun! fyl indeed op
Southpaw7391 3
bee's sting and die. Wasp can sting you over and over. but they don't bite, we got what ya meant ...... OUCH
CaptainDouche 0
Only honeybees die after they sting.
tymarie2012 31
they bite. it's just not the most common defense for them.