choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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Comments (213)
Crabtree1015 12
Ewwww!!
stonedfishies 10
...that's disturbing.
_krystallynn_ 11
when did licking sauce off of someones face become sexy?
Troisaules 7
How is licking food off someone's face sexy ?
gAt_d 26
Nice!! How was your pussa sauce?
cartedor 18
ugh that's very unfortunate. how are you not seeing them in normal time? I mean, they don't just develop in say 5 mins, they must have been there for a while....do you not look at your gf's face.normally?
hurley12 30
Either way that's NOT sexy
heatherrr17 19
Ewww lol i would be embarressed as the gf tho
memestasquaper 10
B a m b o o z l e d A g a i n
I'madumbass 19
Never assume that that would be sauce. Never.