Dontplayjokes
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
How romantic?
Today, after my first date with a med student, I went back to his. Things were getting hot and he asked if he could practise body examinations on me. I agreed, thinking he was going to role play, but he then proceeded to do actual joint and muscle examinations for a whole hour. FML
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realjojo 11
"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..." "Dad, please!" (Covering ears) "What?" (Confused)
RichardPencil 30
You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!
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Comments (21)
hiphil 2
I think it's kind of cute. But what happened after he was done examining?
Nikki_Lattimore 8
With a Med Student they never kid about examinations. You brought this on yourself. but Damn what a mood killer.
KIEdekka 14
you really got your hopes up there.
Wintermelons 19
You never see it comiiing