Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend is quite capable of getting an erection. He gets one when we watch porn, when I talk dirty to him and do handjobs or blowjobs, but the moment I get naked for the main event, he goes as soft as a boiled noodle. I haven’t been properly shagged in 6 months. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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ErzaScarlet_fml 15
I'd say dump him, sounds like an asshole.
Emmiii_fml 18
You should really confront him about that :/ sorry about that. Hope you'll get everything sorted out! You deserve better :)
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Comments (137)
DarthVader77 9
Guys are visual. Take it any way you want.
pangalactic 2
Be thankful he's cured now.
hegchog12 18
I will say it plainly. He doesn't find you attractive.
iireenee 23
That sucks! You should dump him... No relationship can be build on such lies.
tjallis 2
Maybe you should lose some weight
blackonblight 33
Couple options, he may be into voyeurism, or have performance anxiety, or have body image issues. Sounds like you need to have a talk and suggest his lack of erection is a psychological rather than physiological issue. Or, yanno, he's not into you and relationship may be heading for the end.
jeanyrios 10
Time to send him packing
oJoy 11
get rid!
dayavera 9
if you still with him, ydi
rogerover 19
Spice it up! Exercise. Diet. Lingerie. Kinky stuff!