Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
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nadnerbz 6
Here come all the weed debates...
kamikrazy 6
Police officer: How high are you. Pothead: No officer, it's "Hi, how are you"?
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Comments (191)
mhuffman25 0
Your life is whatever you make it. If you want to be a pothead, be a functioning pothead. If you want to sit on your ass and play video games all day, live in your moms basement, and be a piece of shit Then I agree, **** YOUR LIFE!!!!
scarllet13101 5
All you people talking bad about weed obviously don't know much about it. I smoke weed, get good grades, have lots of good friends, and a girlfriend, you can smoke weed and still have those things. Generalization is stupid and not all stoners are lazy, jobless, and live in their parents basement.
CookieLovesYou 1
This is a story for 'mmt' not 'fml'.
thebassplayer88 2
I know lots of people who smoke tons of weed and are smart and/or famous and can still function booze is 10 times worse cause some people cant handle it and beats their wives and kids and pot makes you wanna sit and watch tv while eating chips
spottyblanket 8
I'd never go out with someone who smoked weed, it makes me uncomfortable.
whY402Jay 12
Mary-juana's baaad. M'kay.
Aeyameis 0
weed doesn't make people stupid or lazy, stupid and lazy people make weed look bad.
bogart20 13
It's not the weeds fault, it's your own fault. People alway say weed makes them lazy and it very well could do that to you but its different for everybody. I smk and I have a job a place to live and a girl who enjoys bein with me. To say it makes everyone lazy and useless is like sayin people who drink are violent pricks. But that not everyone who drinks, it's just some.
wickedwyatt234 3
This man wasn't high cause if you're a lazy **** while high chances are you're a lazy **** while sober...
Airborn0280 18
Hey! It's not you fault! Weed is expensive.