Cats, Drugs and Kids: Higher than the sun

Higher than the sun

By Bad Dad - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 930

You deserved it 5 092

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karatekid97 17

Monday 20 October 2014 14:09

You've got to be kitten me.

HappyItalian 38

Monday 20 October 2014 14:10

*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*

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Kappatio 1

Sunday 26 October 2014 17:52

lmao

higuysilikepie 2

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:47

Don't turn it into a Catastrophe

Sarahlalala 2

Thursday 30 October 2014 9:12

Does catnip work for humans?? I kinda doubt that

rocketgurl 15

Monday 9 March 2015 23:17

Oh come on. A Colorado kid shouldn't settle for catnip nowadays, this shit is legal! Educate your son, yo.

junjunbun 28

Monday 25 January 2016 23:03

You sure your son isn't a cat? 0,o

onnanohito 12

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:22

Time to tell him that ***** poisonous to humans.

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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Today I took my dogs to the off leash dog park as usual. Today some dick decided to feed my pup alcohol while I was cleaning up after my other dog. Now my pup is sick and the vet is worried he may not survive. FML

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Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML

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