Love, Animals, Awkward, Dating and Drugs: High times

High times

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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eminemop 0

Monday 16 January 2012 23:47

Nothing like special brownies and a trip to the zoo!

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Monday 16 January 2012 23:48

That's a really good idea. Thank you

Comments

lucyinthesky420 10

Monday 23 January 2012 10:31

I want to go to the zoo now..

Brak_Spaceman 19

Monday 30 January 2012 20:37

I freakin' love hash browns!

jamaicanbunny 0

Monday 30 January 2012 21:36

He didn't share? Rude

gamemastercrs 1

Friday 9 March 2012 0:35

I don't get it why's that a fml moment? to me that's a ******* WIN! lmao XD

captainburke 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:08

Sounds like an awesome date ask if they have more to share

Z33F 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:50

The problem was what? He didn't share?

IAmNotAHuman515 6

Saturday 12 January 2013 1:33

That's the best way to go to the zoo :D

X8_SUPERIOR_8X 6

Monday 11 November 2013 6:22

You sure know how to pick em

trumpy 9

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:54

sounds like a good ol time to me! id be pissed he didnt offer me any

travisinthetrunk 10

Tuesday 6 September 2016 12:44

sounds like a keeper

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