Love, Animals, Awkward, Dating and Drugs: High times

High times

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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eminemop 0

Monday 16 January 2012 23:47

Nothing like special brownies and a trip to the zoo!

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Monday 16 January 2012 23:48

That's a really good idea. Thank you

Comments

KaelaKhaotic 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:40

SHARE!

BlAzEtHiS 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:41

Why didn't he/she save you any our at least arranged to hook up before going to eat the brownies together.

ShakeMeDown 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:47

That's it! I know where Doug is! Thanks black Doug!

sugarbaby9908 20

Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:03

I want some!!!

hilde43 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:52

Awesome

beckytard 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:29

I thought op was talking about hash browns *facepalm*

honeybadger123 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:47

#foreverstoned

wildchild24 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:02

Perhaps this is a win.

dat_troll 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:33

Don't be so negative, that way he don't think you're boring.

XxCassie2323xX 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:14

What?

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