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High emissions zone

Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML

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That was revenge for the neutering

kaitlyn520 13

Awh man:( Sometimes cats are so oblivious, trying to help him out and he goes about his business. I'm sorry that happened to you.:(

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EW! But seriously, why were you checking the stitches? Were you supposed to? Did the vet tell you to? If not, that's on you, but I won't go so far as to say you deserve the cat sharting in your face.

Lizzy500 16

Ironically, that procedure doesn't usually require stitches. Still need to monitor the incision though.

That's pretty dramatic

trvppyanthvnyy 3

LOL