BodyElectric
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
High emissions zone
Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML
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lovebooks07 15
That was revenge for the neutering
kaitlyn520 13
Awh man:( Sometimes cats are so oblivious, trying to help him out and he goes about his business. I'm sorry that happened to you.:(
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ConfusedCat 11
Well, at least you're smart enough to neuter you pet!
Talented73 54
Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!
huecity657 7
That's how you get pink eye.
Talented73 54
Here's shit in your eye!
TabooSushi 24
Hope you washed your face and flushed that eye out very well afterward, otherwise pink eye is in your future. It may be in your future regardless, but washing your face and flushing your eye out can diminish the chance of the bacteria hanging around long enough to infect.
wybat 6
this helped cure my pink eye.
BodyElectric 18
Oh you bet your ass I did, imagine having to explain that story to a doctor. No thank you.
AvidCollector 6
Congratulations, you have feline conjunctivitis.
nightjay 21
Wow, that kitten has some balls.
sturschaedel 27
*had
NoWayItsReal 9
why would your eye be so close to his sphincter? can't you see the stitches from a safer angle?
BodyElectric 18
Good question. First of all, he's a kitten and so his tiny gonads are very small and hard to see. I also have quite terrible eyesight and so needed to get especially up close and personal. Second of all, this kitten produces gale-force winds since his digestive system is getting accustomed to eating kitten food instead of cockroaches and whatever else he could find in the cemetery I found him in. (No, that's not a joke, I mean I was actually in a cemetery and found a kitten and adopted him).
mermaidgirle 12
That's wonderful of you to take him in! My Pommy is a stray I found running lose and when no owners turned up after searching, I registered her as mine and she's my best girl now :)
KayPlay 19
Ugh. Can you believe that little piece of shit!?!?! ...I'll leave after that joke..
swigetyswogety 11
I laughed my ass off harder than I have at any other fml.