BodyElectric This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

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Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML

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lovebooks07 15

26 July 2016, 18:11

That was revenge for the neutering

kaitlyn520 13

26 July 2016, 18:13

Awh man:( Sometimes cats are so oblivious, trying to help him out and he goes about his business. I'm sorry that happened to you.:(

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mlustpdx 17

26 July 2016, 20:05

I laughed for 10 minutes on this

shkash 5

26 July 2016, 20:27

Wow I've never in my life known any vet to suture a cats neuter. Normally surgical glue is used if anything at all since the tissue is very thin and delicate plus it does more damage. sounds like you took him to a cappy vet.

Elban 20

26 July 2016, 20:51

Well, here's mud in your eye..

crazyoliversmum 6

26 July 2016, 21:08

I agree with #13. It's odd that the practitioner sutured the surgical site closed - I've been taught to, and all vets I know, do open castrates for pretty much all male cats except the really big old mature boys. Maybe ask your vet why they did this? The site really should have been left open for drainage.

Catdragon 40

27 July 2016, 04:58

I was just about to comment because I've read and seen the neuter procedure and it seems odd that there would be stitches

BodyElectric 18

27 July 2016, 14:00

Well, that's concerning. I took him to my local SPCA's spay and neuter clinic because it was what I could afford, so maybe they're cutting corners for efficiency? I'm already keeping a close eye on him (pun very much intended) but I'll give my vet a ring and see what they have to say.