Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
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Top comments
OwNowBrownCow 0
I'm pretty sure he enjoyed your shower also.
Mirelly13 6
I wish my boobs waved at people :(
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Comments (134)
kaili_lynn 0
that's kinda hot
Airpainter13 0
sounds like the start to a porno
xdanixx 0
Do you not believe in curtains?
LTHoratioCaine 4
You left... (Sunglasses go on) The right impression YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!
Kanvis78 0
no FML. obviously and idiot because you're not aware of your surroundings. Don't breed!
mpclaw 3
what makes you think he cared?
iloveurmother 0
he got some boob action.
nikkired 0
You have a window in your shower stall ?
ShadowPunkChick 1
A lot of people do however its usually higher up so people can't see through them, and most of the time its frosted or tinted glass..
wilsonchewy 0
I wish I was your gardener. nice boobs
wilsonchewy 0
I wouldn't mind seeing your boob wave
Pooper_T_fml 0
Haha, everyone capitalizes the g in gardner. It doesn't need to be capitalized fyi.
Contra 0
Maybe not, but most literate people spell it correctly.
Quest_ 13
I really like how as soon as an OP decides to get a bit creative with phrasing their FML, you get idiots furrowing their brows and scratching underneath their chins in a fruitless attempt to understand the situation. "DERRRP. BOOBS CANT WAEV. WUT."
ndizzle 0
Win. Per usual.
sneeze_watch 19
Marry me.
Contra 0
I think I love you =))
BroSkii69 8
Win
hetalia_thailand 20
I find it funny that people don't realize that there are muscles on a woman's chest that attach to her arm as well and that's why when a woman moves her arm the boob moves with it a bit