Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Auckland, New Zealand
Hey guys
Today, the cockroach infestation at my house has gotten so bad that I can now tell the difference between male and female cockroaches. FML
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Tripartita 44
Yeah, those infestations get so bad once you decide to breed with them and have little half-human-half-cockroach hybrids scuttling around.
DraytonP 11
I'd just burn the house down.
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170107 11
What's the secret?
MortenM 17
One has a penis. The other don't
Thecolt 3
The males are darker with a more bulbous butt. The females have a longer butt and are a bit lighter. This is in Newzealand.
Tripartita 44
Yeah, those infestations get so bad once you decide to breed with them and have little half-human-half-cockroach hybrids scuttling around.
Delta_0DST 12
That mental image is terrifying
DraytonP 11
I'd just burn the house down.
slingerslasher 24
FIRE DOESNT KILL COCKROACHES! NOTHING DOES!
Ginwa 7
If you stomp them, sometimes they still manage to stay alive...
BeenIt 5
They'd survive and you'd be homeless. ******* things would probably survive a nuclear holocaust.
Catdragon 40
Fire does kill them. Have you never tried to light one on fire before? I once took a sheet of paper from the mail caught a **** roach then lit all four corners. The fire got closer and the cockroach couldn't escape. He stood on his back legs trying to avoid the flames, but he was engulfed and died.
whydoyouneedone 8
Lol you’re sick af😂
bushpigalois 15
They're a delicacy in some parts of the world. Might want to consider selling?
Thecolt 3
Why, are you willing to buy? Haha.
Mathalamus 24
maybe you should do something? i dunno, just a word of advice. up to you.
VagueEel 13
if an infestation is really bad it's REALLY hard to get rid of even if you can a professional exterminator. not to mention the fact that exterminators are expensive. I had an infestation once and three bug bombs didn't fix the problem.
Thecolt 3
Thankyou! I have tried everything, those little suckers are hard to kill.
may14th 26
Maybe you should call an exterminator.
Dick_diamond 22
Make friends with them. Sounds like they are there to stay..
lahutchins 23
DESTROY THEM WITH FIRE BEFORE THEY REPRODUCE!!!!!
Levi2411 41
I think it may be a tad too late for that.
DoDaJulio 13
I just laughed WAY harder than I should have e.e
HeatherCorinne 14
That's disgusting
DeadxManxWalking 27
better start paying rent