Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Auckland, New Zealand
Hey guys
Today, the cockroach infestation at my house has gotten so bad that I can now tell the difference between male and female cockroaches. FML
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Tripartita 44
Yeah, those infestations get so bad once you decide to breed with them and have little half-human-half-cockroach hybrids scuttling around.
DraytonP 11
I'd just burn the house down.
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cats54321 19
Oh puke
deejayharry1 11
Dang nasty
fluffycatsdad 33
Do you own? Call an exterminator. Do you rent? Call an exterminator, then call Tenancy Services and find out what your rights and responsibilities are.
Frustrated78 11
Here's an idea. Clean your house and stop being a nasty pig. Cockroaches don't take up homes in clean houses.
Valeon_K 16
You don't seem to know how roaches work, you lucky soul. It makes no difference if someone's clean or not, if they get in, they will be everywhere. And the homeowner can be as careful as they can be but if someone comes in from anywhere that has roaches, they're bringing roaches in.
IorvethTheXolo 8
You clearly have no experience with roaches. My dad's old house was as clean as clean could be. My stepmom is one of those people who cleans the house ten times a day and anything out of place is put away and any mess is cleaned up immediately. You could eat off of any surface in her home without worry. However, every night, we had to block up all the doors and windows to keep the roaches out. If you live in roach territory, they don't give a flying fig if your house is clean or dirty. I don't think they ever did manage to get rid of them. They could control them, but they never could get rid of them entirely.
Thecolt 3
Wow, someone had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast. They can infest any home. They actually prefer cleaner environments so I have heard.
liz4cyr 10
It's easy to tell the difference between cockroaches and roaches.....get it.....COCKroaches?!...I'll see myself out.
Heartbeat94 4
anyone also research the differences between male and female cockroaches?
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
Maybe you should start eating them
wolfgirl310 20
Those ******* are so hard to kill :( our house has them cause our contractor never finished the house. we live near a canyon
tomvertigo 17
Its the cerci that identify gender.
Blissment 12
bag all of your food items and keep a super clean home then get as many cocroach motels you can and set them up everywhere. they are born pregnant so it works better to kill them without chemicals. the fridge and under the sink are prime cocroach living habitats.