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Today, the cockroach infestation at my house has gotten so bad that I can now tell the difference between male and female cockroaches. FML

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Yeah, those infestations get so bad once you decide to breed with them and have little half-human-half-cockroach hybrids scuttling around.

DraytonP 11

I'd just burn the house down.

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Time to call Billy the Exterminator?

try cleaning the house and seeking some pest control, or live in a roach infested crap hole and post about it, what ever works better

At #64. Who said anything about my house being a dirty infested craphole. My house is actually very clean and I have tried various methods to get rid of them.

Watch out before you know it your gonna start naming them.

Ew

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Try spraying peppermint, eucalyptus and cypress oils around the house regularly (bugs hate that shit), diatomaceous earth outside, chuck out any cardboard, make sure they never have anything to feed on and put bay leaves in your cupboards. Apparently stale beer traps and cucumber ends work too, but I've never needed to use them.

Uh... Do something!

on another note, if you want to get rid of them, you have to leave bait out. bombing, sprays, etc do not work effectively. because the roaches will eat the bait then die. the other roaches will eat that roach and die. then other roaches eat those ones and die. that is how you get rid of them. they eat each other when they die. so if you poison them, they die.

Get a large lizard that eats roaches and then let it free roam your house, lol.

eeeew **** sakes clean your shit up

repKyle95 24

This is a problem that can be solved with a whole lot of lizards!