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Hey guys

Today, the cockroach infestation at my house has gotten so bad that I can now tell the difference between male and female cockroaches. FML

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Yeah, those infestations get so bad once you decide to breed with them and have little half-human-half-cockroach hybrids scuttling around.

DraytonP 11

I'd just burn the house down.

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If you can't afford and exterminator, try Boric Acid, flour, and sugar. Mix 1 part each. My friend had an infestation and used this. After a week, almost no roaches.

In case you didn't know there are people that come into your home/apt and get rid of bugs and rodents. There called exterminators. Google one near you and make an appointment.

No man, just ...no

Call a ******* exterminator, dude. We were wall to wall roaches at a house I bought, literally hundreds of nests. A pro exterminator can clean that up in three visits.

So buy a couple cans of bug spray and do something about it! YDI mate...

You should have killed them when you had the chance.

Joes apartment?!? Lol are you joe!!

time to kill all the females

What's the difference? Females lay eggs so they are more dangerous

That's just nasty