Hey big spender

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
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akalisser 0

And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.

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xxfallenangelxx_fml 0

**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch

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atomicliz 0

god, please tell me you didn't end up paying for them...

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kukopia 0

In that situation, you go to the bar. You get some BIG fancy mixed drink w/ fruit and an umbrella - for you. Get each of them a glass of the cheapest, piss-water beer they have. Your job, your paycheck, your call on what drink you buy for diff people. Oh, and call up the 'friend' at 5:30 the next morning (when you get up for work) and 'Thank' her for the evening out.

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damnrosi 0

Go, drink, make them think that you're going to pick up the tab, then say youll be right back, you have to "pee", pay the waitress and walk out. Leave them to WORK off what they drank (or be arrested, either way...), that'll teach them not to use you, and how to work for a living.

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McFly187 0

I would say, "Oh that sucks for you guys, I guess I'm the only one that will be drinkin tonight huh? Yup." Then I'd drink up as they watch :)

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drimpossible 0

I would have burst out laughing at their presumption and left.

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happyvalleygirl 0

OP needs to come back and say what she did, because if she paid, she's a ******* idiot.

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beerab 0

lol I would have said "let me go get some more money from the ATM" then never had come back :D

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boysRdumb 0

That sucks, and I'm sorry. The same kind of thing happened to me. My "freinds" only let me tag along because I was the only one with a working car that could take them places.

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