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By stinkyhair - 19/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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Cyacide 4

Monday 19 December 2011 22:34

At least they didn't push it over too.

rawrmeansiloveu 7

Monday 19 December 2011 22:33

Well that stinks hahaha :P

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xSonic 9

Monday 19 December 2011 22:48

This is when you put your meditating skills to the test

fuckhaley 7

Monday 19 December 2011 22:49

Sounds like that 'asshole' had humour.

uniongirl02 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 7:14

Are you Arab? Haha

uniongirl02 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:38

Are you Arab? Haha

Blippety 23

Friday 14 November 2014 23:47

Yup, being locked in a gross toilet for an hour sure sounds fun.

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 19 December 2011 22:50

Well that's a sh...no.. NO!! I REFUSE!!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 19 December 2011 23:09

(Puts M4A1 away) You win this round Llama_Face89

flockz 19

Monday 19 December 2011 22:51

you mean you weren't doing it for fun? i love being trapped in the presence of other's fecal matter.

RuCheezBurger 10

Monday 19 December 2011 22:54

There's this thing on YouTube called the Annoying Devil. Be glad it wasn't that guy.

Philintheblankz 14

Monday 19 December 2011 23:01

haha that sounds like a great prank to play on someone.

Jasonf6 0

Monday 19 December 2011 23:11

Be thankful they didn't tip it over as well.

MissMeanie 5

Monday 19 December 2011 23:18

Some alone time.

Ariana2_fml 2

Monday 19 December 2011 23:29

That sounds like a good time haha

stormchaser24 24

Monday 19 December 2011 23:53

This was on a show a few hours ago. Lol. Fyl. But you where not tipped over.

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