Miscellaneous: Hellhole

Hellhole

By living_thedream - 14/01/2013 06:51 - United States - Bethpage

Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 730

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2021 00:30

Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 527

You deserved it 83

Oh, hai Mark!

By Bribri - 18/11/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 886

You deserved it 2 464

By shrek - 29/08/2016 10:26 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 409

You deserved it 2 071

Priorities

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 802

You deserved it 5 690

By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 942

You deserved it 447

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 731

You deserved it 4 501

By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 891

You deserved it 5 065

Controlling

By Future kept man, going cheap FML - 09/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML

I agree, your life sucks 775

You deserved it 167

By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 228

You deserved it 5 192

Grateful much?

By kylie b - 25/05/2011 06:41

Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 113

You deserved it 4 391

blcksocks 19

Monday 14 January 2013 12:28

Please don't bring the innocent pillow sham into this.

iarefatal 9

Monday 14 January 2013 12:11

I feel like she is trying to tell you something OP, and she isn't being very subtle.

Comments

seansbro56 10

Monday 14 January 2013 12:29

It is okay she is obviously just kidding. She still loves you.

Schizomaniac 24

Monday 14 January 2013 12:30

She didn't want you to come home to see the appliances in knitted cl- NO. I will not succumb to this referencing previous FMLs bullshit. It's overused now.

micah9794 4

Monday 14 January 2013 12:30

Wow makes me glad to at least have a 30' camper trailer to go to.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Monday 14 January 2013 12:32

Please don't worry about your mom, I'm sure you can go back home. Sometimes mothers can be down right mean . I'm sure your mother doesn't want you in a homeless shelter ! Have a happy new year and god bless you !

TheWorldGreatest 8

Monday 14 January 2013 17:48

Holy cow what the hell is wrong with this comment? I said nothing wrong !

5280420 13

Monday 14 January 2013 12:33

Maybe it's time to figure out how to support yourself?

JanisEvans 10

Monday 14 January 2013 12:49

I'm guessing you're old enough to support yourself? So there. That.

Vidrill 22

Monday 14 January 2013 13:09

Even when someone is old enough, doesn't mean they should be left in the street if things don't work out for them.... if your parents don't support you, who will?

TheDrifter 23

Monday 14 January 2013 14:54

I do believe that the idea is for OP to learn to do it on their own. Children have to grow up eventually.

nickob96 25

Monday 14 January 2013 12:51

Love you too mom!!! Rofl!!!

kwyk 23

Monday 14 January 2013 12:51

One way to learn to swim is by jumping in at the deep end and kicking for your life... better tried if someone is watching though.

GTAmax99 12

Monday 14 January 2013 12:52

Whenever I go back home, there's always an available trash can to sleep in!

Epikouros 31

Monday 14 January 2013 13:01

Isn't it warm enough to sleep outside in Florida?

Enslaved 36

Monday 14 January 2013 13:23

Yep, it is but be aware that an endless number of homeless people may come by and steal your stuff while you're sleeping and some might eat your face off. :P

Epikouros 31

Monday 14 January 2013 15:28

LOL, I forgot about the face-eaters. And the alligators.

kc1997kc 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 0:14

It's unhealthy to sleep outside here for too many days in a row because of the heat. Depending on how used to it you are you are at risk of heat stroke. It's like 89 now and it's after dark.