Miscellaneous: Hellhole

Hellhole

By living_thedream - 14/01/2013 06:51 - United States - Bethpage

Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 730

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2021 00:30

Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML

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You deserved it 83

Oh, hai Mark!

By Bribri - 18/11/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 464

By shrek - 29/08/2016 10:26 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 2 071

Priorities

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML

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You deserved it 5 690

By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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You deserved it 447

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

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You deserved it 4 501

By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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You deserved it 5 065

Controlling

By Future kept man, going cheap FML - 09/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML

I agree, your life sucks 775

You deserved it 168

By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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You deserved it 5 192

Grateful much?

By kylie b - 25/05/2011 06:41

Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 114

You deserved it 4 391

blcksocks 19

Monday 14 January 2013 12:28

Please don't bring the innocent pillow sham into this.

iarefatal 9

Monday 14 January 2013 12:11

I feel like she is trying to tell you something OP, and she isn't being very subtle.

Comments

furbyface711 9

Monday 14 January 2013 16:44

There actually are a lot of homeless shelters in Florida, especially Central Florida. If you really need to find one call 211, the will help you get Into one.

naxeeb 33

Monday 14 January 2013 17:29

Aww, that's so sad. I hope your mom comes around for you OP :(

drcynic 4

Monday 14 January 2013 18:15

She must've voted for Romney, right?

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 14 January 2013 19:14

I love a good soup!

Satoaoi 13

Monday 14 January 2013 20:06

well I Hope your not over 18 then if you are your out of luck buddy: /

ncouf14 5

Monday 14 January 2013 21:36

I bet she was joking don't take it personally

babeababe 16

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:05

Tough love

6lilly6 6

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:07

We do have a lot of them... Looks like she did her research

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:27

So, are you a teen age runaway or something? Sounds like you Mom is saying "Grow up and face your problems yourself." One of the most liberating feelings you can have is when you conquer you fears and live life on your own terms. Mom ain't always gonna be there you know so may as well start now?