Health: Healing

Healing

By Manatee - 11/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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Freak out

By Brooke - 09/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, my skin was turning black, and I believed I was reacting to a spider bite. I spent 4 hours waiting in an emergency room in the middle of the night, paid a $100 copay, and missed a night with my boyfriend just to have a doctor wipe dye from my brand new black jeans off with alcohol. FML

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By Sally256 - 03/05/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML

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Get it off me!

By Katieeee - 04/11/2023 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML

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Bailed out

By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States

Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML

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By paytonallyce - 03/10/2016 02:32 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a bug bite on my boob. I scratched it so much it started bleeding so I put a bandaid on it. Turns out the band-aid had latex in it and I got an allergic reaction to it. The bug bite is still bleeding and the top half of my boob is swollen. FML

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By sore - 21/01/2009 01:08 - Australia

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

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By Why - 18/12/2018 05:00

Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML

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Overdoing it?

By Toe man - 14/02/2022 03:00 - South Africa - Kimberley

Today, on the third day after I developed what I thought was gout for the first time in my 62 years, it turns out it was just a spider bite on my toe. My wife still thinks I had been drinking on the sly. FML

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By Spooderman - 04/02/2016 02:04 - United States

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

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pippysthename00 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:37

Hahaha, I love this.

mattmag 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:50

Well, now you know. Stick to the old-school stingy peroxide stuff.

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nikkirito 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:31

Not an FML. I've had a real bite and got a staph infection from that shit and couldn't walk. Your story FTL.

lonewolf27 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:48

Sucks to be you, also i'm aussie so someones going to have to tell me what the hell Neosprin is, and also if you get bitten by a spider over here CHANCES are your going to wind up in Hospital getting pumped full of Anti-Venom so you don't end up dead, FML i don't see how this one is

milkradio 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:20

LOL aww, I hate when that kind of thing happens.

j0k32r0x 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:29

lol thats wrong

irishgirl_kel 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:25

i'm allergic to neosporin too, and found out when I had chicken pox at age 7. it sucks.

mellowyellowww 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:37

yeah wow typical doctor, laughing at a patient i don't care, how would you know you were allergic and it wasn't the spider? asssshole. he and the rest of em need to be FIREEEED. FIRED!