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HB!

By Kensie - 04/03/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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rosiegrewup 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:27

What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.

socializer1 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:26

:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*

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GrantedTexas356 13

Thursday 11 August 2016 7:08

So, who's you're mom's favorite?

candyndanny 10

Monday 12 September 2016 21:28

what a f*d up thing to say...

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